Yet another fabulous letter to the editor

From this week's Yated, titled "Bears and Elephants":

"I would like to share with you an experience I recently had, one that I found very disturbing. I opened up a box of heimeshe-brand animal crackers and was terribly dismayed to see that a whole array of non-kosher animals are featured! What are we teaching our children, to eat treife animals?! Are we chas v'shalom teaching our children to eat bears and elephants?"

God help us. It boggles the mind.